I know, I know, this isn’t at all new. I’m just going through stuff I’ve been sent over the years that stuck with me over time. The Top 100 Things I’d Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord definitely qualifies. My favorites from the list:

46. If an advisor says to me “My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?”, I will reply “This.” and kill the advisor.
50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. “Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse.” Instead it will be more along the lines of “Push the button.”